(Disclaimer: This transcript is auto-generated and may contain mistakes.)

Next. File, please. Some lying, some stealing, and some acts of kindness here and there. I've tried to live a good life. Well, let's see how good. This way. Next. File, please. Okay, I admit it. I did a lot of bad things. Yes, I see. But I've done good things too, you know, to offset the bad things. Like, one time I cheated on a test, but then I cleaned up trash in the park. That should balance out, right? Let's find out. This way. That should have balanced out, right? It should have balanced out. Next. File, please. Impressive. Oh, yeah. I devoted my entire life to make this world a better place. I dug wells in Africa, I donated blood every month, and I ran an orphanage in India. I mean, I just wish I could have done more. And is this your subscription? I only read the articles. I only read the articles! I only read the articles! Next. My mom goes to church? Was baptized as a baby? Take American Express, right? Next. File, please. Whoa. Somebody's been busy. Well, let's get this over with. Sorry, um, I didn't know he was with you. Okay, step on the scale. Not you. Him. Hey, wait a minute. That is totally not fair. That's why it's called grace. Next. Thank you.