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Dangerous animals are to be dealt with accordingly. So there's times when animals are dangerous and need to be beaten or killed. Okay? If I have a choice over a human life or an animal life, I'll always choose the human life. That is, I do have an exception. Okay? If that person is an abortion doctor or a homo and they fall into a lion's pit, I'm not going to try to save them. Okay? That's Dr. Tiller, the baby killer. Oh, he fell in. Oh, man. Sorry about your luck, man. Sorry you got too close to the edge of Harambe's cage. You know what I mean? So I'm not going to save some psychopath reprobate from getting killed by animals. But any other human life, I would definitely step in and try to kill that animal or beat it or throw something at it or whatever. When I was a kid, I was walking my dog in a park and he was like a Rottweiler lab mix. But all of a sudden, this pit bull, I mean, just out of nowhere, this pit bull just comes running over the hill and is charging right at us, right? Me and my brother are like, and he has this like little plastic cup with Kool-Aid in it. I don't know. I remember the exact details, okay? So this dog's like running and it's probably going to try to kill our dog, right? And obviously would have. The dog like looked at him like, you looking at me? What did I do? And my brother just takes that cup and just, he just wings it at this dog, right? Hits the dog right in the tip of the nose and it went and ran off. That was like the greatest throw of all time. That saved our dog's life. But that's a real story. But the thing is is that, you know, who saw that video where the gorilla grabbed that kid that fell in, right? And people on the internet were going, you should have killed, you know, let that kid get killed or don't ever shoot that gorilla or whatever and there's like all kinds of memes about Harambe, right? I would have killed that gorilla a million times to save one kid, you know? And people, so people just get weird with their animal love. When I took my dog to the Humane Society yesterday, I overheard one of the people talking on the phone. They're like, yeah, we don't have a kill policy for animals that just or don't like children or they are aggressive towards children. I'm like, really? That'd be a kill policy for me, you know? And that's just how weird things have gotten. There was a bunch of weirdos working there too, by the way. I don't know why reprobates like to put dogs asleep, but I think that they just do. So I think reprobates really do like to torture and kill things and kill animals and things like that.