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You can sit there and just be completely distracted by vanity and stupidity 24-7 today. Today, what do we have? Now I'm going to make everybody mad when I say this. Smartphones, the internet, Twitter, Reels, Shorts, Instagram. Don't think I'm stepping out on a very thin limb here when I say there's a lot of stupidity and vanity on social media. I think I just hit the nail on the head. You can just sit there. Eeee, eeee, eeee, like, dislike, eeee, like, dislike, eeee, heart, share. It's somebody twerking, somebody doing some stupid dance, somebody flipping a bottle over. Ahh! There's a bottle! I flipped a bottle of water over and it landed upright! That's what people get excited about today. Fake ping pong shots. You really think people can sit there and bounce them off like six pans, a wall, through a slinky, and into a red cup? It's a guy in a green suit with a ping pong ball on the end of a stick. Tink, tonk, tink, tonk, tonk, and you go, oh, oh wow, show me more! Three hours go by. It's in the A.M. Eeee, eeee, eeee.